Kimmel Identifies the Reason Facebook Can Never Be Stopped

It’s your fault, guys

“Mark Zuckerberg told Congress last year — he said the company removes 94% of the hate speech it finds. But researchers discovered Facebook was actually removing less than five percent of hate speech. And you know how they discovered this? They went on Facebook,” Kimmel continued.

“I don’t know. Are we surprised by this?  Finding out ‘What did Facebook know?’ Let me clear it up for you what Facebook knows. They know everything. They know your Social Security number. They know where you live. They know what you’re having for lunch,” Kimmel Added.

“They know the winners of the next five Super Bowls. They’re basically SPECTRE,” Kimmel said, referring to the James Bond enemies. And that’s when he identified why Facebook is here to stay.

“But we can’t stop! Because we have to monitor the weight of our former love interests,” As people use to say, where’s the lie?

Kimmel also poked fun at the latest news connected to the Jan. 6 insurrection, and the thing he found most amusing is the idea that Donald Trump would ever pardon his supporters.

First though, Kimmel spent his monologue talking about some sports news. First, the L.A. Dodgers failing to advance to the World Series (sorry, guys). Then Tom Brady’s 600th touchdown ball. Then the continuing saga of anti-vaxx NBA player Kyrie Irving.

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