Happy 39th Birthday, Jessica Simpson! Celebrate with Her Sexiest Instagrams

The singer-turned-fashion-mogul knows a thing or two about taking *fire* Instas

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INCORPORATE BIKINI + THIGH + KILLER CLOSET

It’s almost hard to notice Jessica when there’s designer garb to look at.

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ADD HOT HUSBAND

So many abs. So many.

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GO UNDERCOVER

Where in the world is Carmen Simpsiego?

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FEATURE YOUR FAVORITE ASSETS

Red lips? Check. Cleavage? Check. Smoky eyes? Check check.

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GO DARK AND BLURRY

It adds some mystery.

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GET IN BED

Name a sexier place.

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TRY UPLIGHTING

And pouty lips. And a low-cut shirt.

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WEAR A BIKINI FOR INSTANT SEX APPEAL

Plus patriotism.

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WE REPEAT: SWIMWEAR SELFIES = EVERYTHING

Extra credit: Match your lip color to your bikini.

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USE PROPS TO BOOST THE DRAMA FACTOR

A sexy picture becomes instantly sexier if you’re gripping a truck’s rearview mirror.

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SERIOUSLY. IT’S UNIVERSALLY FLATTERING

Also universally flattering – toned legs, push-up bathing suits and flower crowns.

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INCORPORATE BUTTS

Pose next to a butt!

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MAKE OUT WITH YOUR HUSBAND (OR ANYONE YOU HAVE ON HAND)

Sexy is as sexy does.

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GET RETRO WITH IT

An old-timey black-and-white filter can add some old-fashioned va va voom.

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