The former president was said to be livid that candidates he endorsed lost on Tuesday, including Dr. Oz.
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By Trish Bendix
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A Losing Combination
Late night hosts commented on the midterm results on Wednesday night, including how poorly the night went for former President Donald Trump, who was said to be “livid” about Dr. Mehmet Oz’s loss in Pennsylvania.
“They say the last time Trump was this disappointed was when Eric was born,” Jimmy Kimmel said.
“In fact, it’s being reported that he is blaming Melania for pushing him to endorse Dr. Oz in the first place, saying it was ‘not her best decision.’ Yeah, and I’m sure in response, Melania was, like, ‘Yes, it’s true, I am very bad at picking men.’” — TREVOR NOAH
“It might even be her second-worst decision.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Trump is so angry at Melania, they’re no longer sleeping in separate beds.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Trump was so mad he ran upstairs and slammed the door of his tanning bed.” — JIMMY FALLON
“On the bright side, Dr. Oz now can go back to doing what he does best, which is analyzing the shape and color of our stool.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Oprah right now is sitting at home cackling like a ‘Game of Thrones’ villain: ‘Tell Mehmet I want him to know it was me.’” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“Oz says he’s just happy he doesn’t have to pretend to root for the Philadelphia Steelers anymore.” — SETH MEYERS
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“Whatever happens, it was less a red wave and more of a purple nurple.” — JIMMY KIMMEL
“It’s like what happens when you accidentally wash your Klan robes with your MAGA hat. Just a little pink — a pink wash.” — STEPHEN COLBERT
“I would say it was less like a red wave and more like a red wedding. The Republicans were the Starks, and Donald Trump was a dragon who burned his whole [expletive] party to a crisp.” — SETH MEYERS
“For both parties it wasn’t great, but also not terrible. It was the political version of eating at TGI Fridays.” — JIMMY FALLON
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