15 Sexual "Would You Rather" Questions That Are Impossible To Answer

We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their wildest, funniest, and most awkward sex horror stories. It’s time to find out which of these hilariously awful-yet-true events you’d rather experience.

1.  I’d rather have my dad walk in on me and poop on my boyfriend.I’d rather have my dad walk in on me and poop on my boyfriend. I’d rather have someone shart in my mouth while I eat them out.I’d rather have someone shart in my mouth while I eat them out.

1.  votevotesI’d rather have my dad walk in on me and poop on my boyfriend.
2.  votevotesI’d rather have someone shart in my mouth while I eat them out.

1.  I’d rather be the only one of my friends who wasn’t invited to the orgy.I’d rather be the only one of my friends who wasn’t invited to the orgy. I’d rather start my period during an orgy and get blood everywhere.I’d rather start my period during an orgy and get blood everywhere.

1.  votevotesI’d rather be the only one of my friends who wasn’t invited to the orgy.
2.  votevotesI’d rather start my period during an orgy and get blood everywhere.

1.  I’d rather dislocate my jaw while giving a blow job.I’d rather dislocate my jaw while giving a blow job. I’d rather swallow someone’s blood clot while going down on them.I’d rather swallow someone’s blood clot while going down on them.

1.  votevotesI’d rather dislocate my jaw while giving a blow job.
2.  votevotesI’d rather swallow someone’s blood clot while going down on them.

1.  I’d rather have someone blow air into my butt and suck out my farts.I’d rather have someone blow air into my butt and suck out my farts. I’d rather have someone eat my pimple pus and use it to jerk off.I’d rather have someone eat my pimple pus and use it to jerk off.

1.  votevotesI’d rather have someone blow air into my butt and suck out my farts.
2.  votevotesI’d rather have someone eat my pimple pus and use it to jerk off.

1.  I’d rather be naked with my one-night stand while she calls her mom.I’d rather be naked with my one-night stand while she calls her mom. I’d rather fart during sex and fall off the bed.I’d rather fart during sex and fall off the bed.

1.  votevotesI’d rather be naked with my one-night stand while she calls her mom.
2.  votevotesI’d rather fart during sex and fall off the bed.

1.  I’d rather get a butt plug stuck up my butt and accidentally poop in my hand.I’d rather get a butt plug stuck up my butt and accidentally poop in my hand. I’d rather faint during sex and wake up to my partner and their mom hovering over me.I’d rather faint during sex and wake up to my partner and their mom hovering over me.

1.  votevotesI’d rather get a butt plug stuck up my butt and accidentally poop in my hand.
2.  votevotesI’d rather faint during sex and wake up to my partner and their mom hovering over me.

1.  I’d rather poop everywhere during anal sex and get puked on.I’d rather poop everywhere during anal sex and get puked on. I’d rather trip and fall off a small cliff while trying to get naked.I’d rather trip and fall off a small cliff while trying to get naked.

1.  votevotesI’d rather poop everywhere during anal sex and get puked on.
2.  votevotesI’d rather trip and fall off a small cliff while trying to get naked.

1.  I’d rather snap the frenulum on my penis and gush blood.I’d rather snap the frenulum on my penis and gush blood. I’d rather have my friend marry my dad and make me call her “mom.”I’d rather have my friend marry my dad and make me call her “mom.”

1.  votevotesI’d rather snap the frenulum on my penis and gush blood.
2.  votevotesI’d rather have my friend marry my dad and make me call her “mom.”

1.  I’d rather lose my balance during sex and fall into a glass door.I’d rather lose my balance during sex and fall into a glass door. I’d rather have my mom listen to me orgasm.I’d rather have my mom listen to me orgasm.

1.  votevotesI’d rather lose my balance during sex and fall into a glass door.
2.  votevotesI’d rather have my mom listen to me orgasm.

1.  I’d rather have a heart attack at an orgy.I’d rather have a heart attack at an orgy. I’d rather lose my glasses during an orgy and awkwardly wait until it’s over to find them.I’d rather lose my glasses during an orgy and awkwardly wait until it’s over to find them.

1.  votevotesI’d rather have a heart attack at an orgy.
2.  votevotesI’d rather lose my glasses during an orgy and awkwardly wait until it’s over to find them.

1.  I’d rather get face-fucked by a giant penis that cuts up my throat.I’d rather get face-fucked by a giant penis that cuts up my throat. I’d rather have an allergic reaction to lube.I’d rather have an allergic reaction to lube.

1.  votevotesI’d rather get face-fucked by a giant penis that cuts up my throat.
2.  votevotesI’d rather have an allergic reaction to lube.

1.  I’d rather get dirty toilet paper in my mouth while eating someone out.I’d rather get dirty toilet paper in my mouth while eating someone out. I’d rather have accidental cum-pee in my mouth.I’d rather have accidental cum-pee in my mouth.

1.  votevotesI’d rather get dirty toilet paper in my mouth while eating someone out.
2.  votevotesI’d rather have accidental cum-pee in my mouth.

1.  I’d rather get fingered by someone who just ate buffalo wings.I’d rather get fingered by someone who just ate buffalo wings. I’d rather get my dick torn up from someone’s braces.I’d rather get my dick torn up from someone’s braces.

1.  votevotesI’d rather get fingered by someone who just ate buffalo wings.
2.  votevotesI’d rather get my dick torn up from someone’s braces.

1.  I’d rather have sex with my tampon in and go to the ER to get it removed.I’d rather have sex with my tampon in and go to the ER to get it removed. I’d rather hit my head during sex and need stitches.I’d rather hit my head during sex and need stitches.

1.  votevotesI’d rather have sex with my tampon in and go to the ER to get it removed.
2.  votevotesI’d rather hit my head during sex and need stitches.

1.  I’d rather get a pool ball shoved up my butt.I’d rather get a pool ball shoved up my butt. I’d rather poop on a guy’s dick and wipe it off while crying.I’d rather poop on a guy’s dick and wipe it off while crying.

1.  votevotesI’d rather get a pool ball shoved up my butt.
2.  votevotesI’d rather poop on a guy’s dick and wipe it off while crying.

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